Oh God. I'm dead. Really, seriously dead. From HOTNESS!!
Real Slow. J2 fic by
deirdre_c Which includes, I swear, THE hottest striptease scene EVER. Guh!
Even better, it has really, REALLY hot art too, by
dollarformyname.
I'm so horny right now I might knock the kids over the head if they don't fall asleep soon.